Fascinus's Inbox
Jun. 16th, 2016 03:25 am Voicemail
[A happy yet confused recording plays.]You've reached Ta-er, Fascinus. Leave a message.
Text
[Better hope his hands are free at the moment. He'll text back as soon as he's able!]
Email
[He'll get back to you and your email. Sometime. Hopefully it's not too urgent, because if it was, you probably should have called. He is terrible at checking email and probably does it on a phone anyway.]
Snail Mail
[The mailbox is, unfortunately, in the shape of a majestic, hugely oversized, winged phallus. Mail is inserted through a slot on the tip. You can push the wings up or down to signal mail or lack thereof. You probably don't want to be caught figuring out how to open it and steal Fascinus's mail, so be sure you want that letter read before you send it.]
Please include how the message is sent in the subject line.
[A happy yet confused recording plays.]You've reached Ta-er, Fascinus. Leave a message.
Text
[Better hope his hands are free at the moment. He'll text back as soon as he's able!]
[He'll get back to you and your email. Sometime. Hopefully it's not too urgent, because if it was, you probably should have called. He is terrible at checking email and probably does it on a phone anyway.]
Snail Mail
[The mailbox is, unfortunately, in the shape of a majestic, hugely oversized, winged phallus. Mail is inserted through a slot on the tip. You can push the wings up or down to signal mail or lack thereof. You probably don't want to be caught figuring out how to open it and steal Fascinus's mail, so be sure you want that letter read before you send it.]
Please include how the message is sent in the subject line.